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The Dogs (and Cats) of Fastener SuperStore - Yearbook 2025
November 21, 2025
BabyMost Likely To: Exhibit inappropriate Zoom call behavior. Secret Talent: Can hear food drop from a mile away. |
StanleySpan(iel)ish Club Nickname: Staniel the Spaniel. Most Likely To: Drop $9 on a puppuccino. |
BambooNickname: Diva Most Likely To: Get away with anything & everything. Quote: "You've got to be kitten me right meow." |
BearSecret Talent: Pill-in-treat detection and removal. Most Likely To: Pee when excited. |
HurleyMost Likely To: Wait next to the bathroom door while you're using it. Pet Peeve: Prolonged eye contact. |
ScoutQuote: "Be the dog your human thinks you are." State Champ: Tug O'War. |
PlutoVoted: Best Aura; Most Confident. Quote: "Alright, alright, alright." -Wooferson, Dazed & Confused |
LibbyVoted: Best Smile. Fave Movie: Air Bud 4: 7th Inning Fetch. Quote: "I like smiling. Smiling's my favorite" -Buddy the Elf |
RigsbyGlee Club Pet Peeve: People dander. Quote: "Needs more meowbell!" |
Elvis, Jr.Most Likely To: Be added to Mount Ruffmore. Fave Class: Chem Labradoritory. |
KygoUltimutt Frisbee State Champ: Academic Dogcathlon. Career Goal: Dermuttologist. |
SushiNickname: Mr. Whiskers. Voted: Best facial hair. |
ZiggyState Champ: Zoomies. Pet Peeves: Thunder; Fireworks. Fave Album: Bark Side of the Moon. |
MagooNickname: Puglo Picasso. Fave Musical Artist: Notorious P.U.G. Career Goal: Mutteorologist. |
JuniperFave Song: Me and You and a Dog Named Boo. Fave TV Show: Paw Stars. |
BlueFave Movie: Snow Dogs. Pet Peeve: Getting caught shopping in the husky section. |
LillyQuote: "In doggie heaven you can't turn around without sniffing another dog's butt." -Homer Simpson |
FranklinCareer Goal: Muttress Tester. Pet Peeve: Accusations of resting derp face |
LunaSpanish Club Most Likely To: Shout out "Mas Tequila" at a party. Fave Song: Jump Around. |
JamesonVoted: Best bandana accessorizer. Pet Peeve: Accidentally hitting the paws button on the remote. |
SaviQuote: "My hooman ate my homework." Fave Song: Hair of the Dog. Pet Peeve: Getting tongue tied. |
BubbaQuote: "I need to speak to the manager!" Fave TV Show: Game of Bones. |
PhantomState Champ: Laser Chase. Quote: "I don't know how to put this, but... I'm kind of a big deal." -Ron Burgundy |
LouQuote: "You gonna eat your tots? Can I have them?" -Napoleon Dynamite Favorite Class: Aruffmetic. |
DaffyGerman Club Quote: "Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance." -Dieter, Host of Sprockets |
JaxxFave Band: Muttalica Quote: "The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." -Andy Rooney |
NormanSecret Talent: Watching you while you sleep... Also, watching you while I sleep. Fave Food: Purritos. |
PhoebeState Champion: Sleep Racing. Quote: "You talkin' to me? Are you talkin' to me?" -Travis Bickle |
DakotaGerman Club Hobbies: Playing poker with my dawgs. Fave Food: Pawsta & woofles. |
HeniFrench Club State Champion: Sitting vertical high-jump. Fave TV Show: Furriends. |

